Rules of Jorts:
1. Jorts should never be worn by men. I cannot stress this enough.
2. Jorts may be worn by women so long as they are of an appropriate length (no visible buttcheekage; no longer than 2 inches above the knee unless styled as form-fitting.)
3. Jorts should NOT be worn with a fedora.
4. Jorts should also not be worn with muscle shirts and what appears to be a beekeepers mask, even while doing yardwork (as we saw a day or two after our initial jorts sighting.)
5. Awesome future jorts sightings should be photographed whenever possible and posted to this site.
